Bride needed for Kayastha boy

I am looking for a prospective bride for my Kayastha roommate. He is now frustrated and needs a girl. Since he cannot get a girlfriend, he has turned to marriage. Criteria for the girl are

1. Should not be taller than my roommate i.e. 5 feet 4 inches
2. Colour no bar
3. Same caste is preferred, though some other caste would do fine if exceeding the other criteria.
4. Should be working. Company doesn’t matter as long as money is good.
5. Should be fine with my roommate drinking till late night with friends(us) and not coming home at all.
6. Should not wear revealing clothes.
7. Should know how to drive car/bike as my roommate doesn’t know either.
8. Even if superior to my roommate, should pretend that she’s inferior to satisfy his male ego.
9. Should be fine with a balding husband.
10. Should be used to abuses and curses floating around the house.
11. Should be aware of a low-rent spacious apartment in Gurgaon where me and my other roommate can move into after the groom is gone.
12. Should cook well and be prepared to feed us whenever we drop in for some nice food.
13. Should be able to pour beer with expertise without spilling it while retaining just the right amount of foam.

If there are any revisions, will update accordingly. Guy working in a German ERP company. Guy’s parents are ready and marriage can take place within a year. Interested girls, parents please contact me by comments here.

13 thoughts on “Bride needed for Kayastha boy”

  1. nnnniiiiiicccceeeee….more weddings coming up this winter i guess…did u have ganja’s consent before posting this??ask him to register on shaadi.com as well…it works…i once tried this on my ex-roomie psycho and he tells me he got regular mails and calls from prospective bride’s parents and relatives till he pursued me to un-register him from the website(only i had the password)…

  2. COnsent? I am doing this for his own good. What he doesn’t know won’t hurt him. ex-roomie psycho.. may you be referring to cryptmaster?

  3. Madar chod……………haram khor………..teri maa ki……..randi chod…….. saale apni gand main to dum hai nahi ki mu khol ke bol sako……apne liye likh……saala phattu…..

  4. Hey dude…i m really impressed….plz cont the good work even if ur abused ….just think ur workin for a good social cause…..!!

  5. well… firstly : that anonymouse who made the gali comment … has to be ganja !!!secondly: I think .. ganja would only find a guy not a girl whoz ready to ignore every single “virtue” u mentioned there.and yaah .. Junkie was the one hu did that heinous crime !!!!and trust me ganja would get all kinds of weird proposals … girls who are really, and utterly frustrated and desperate.and yaah i never got calls .. but yah loads of emails !!!

  6. This post seems to be getting more comments than any other post.. Now I know what types of posts to write.. Searching for the next target

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