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Farhan Akhtar Movie Weekends

With most of my family away for a few weekends, I decided to catch up on movies. After queuing up a few, I realised that Farhan Akhtar was a common element in all of them; hence decided to continue the theme.

Farhan Akhtar is a multi-talented Indian filmmaker, actor, singer, and writer. Here’re the movies I saw, associated with him:

01-Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara (2011)

Zindagi na Milegi Dobara Theatrical poster

Farhan’s Role : Actor, Writer, Producer, Playback Singer
My Rating : 7/10

Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara (You only live once), is a road comedy drama film. The film stars an ensemble cast of Hrithik RoshanAbhay Deol, Farhan Akhtar, Katrina Kaif, and Kalki Koechlin. The film’s story follows three childhood friends, Arjun, Kabir, and Imran, who reunite for a three-week road trip before one of them gets married.

I had seen this movie before but didn’t remember much of it except the central theme. Second time round, I found the movie quite entertaining and well made; especially enjoying Hrithik’s acting and his character Arjun’s transformation over the course of the movie. I also enjoyed Farhan’s background recitation of poetry at pivotal points.

That being said, I didn’t like a few things, like how desperate the women were, for the men. And how they wanted us to believe that average people from India look anything close to the three lead actors and the 2 actresses.

02-Dil Chahta Hai (2001)

Dil Chahta Hai Theatrical Poster

Farhan’s Role : Writer, Director
My Rating : 7/10

Dil Chahta Hai (The Heart Desires) is a coming-of-age comedy-drama film written and directed by Farhan Akhtar in his directorial debut. The film stars Aamir KhanSaif Ali Khan, and Akshaye Khanna as three inseparable college friends navigating adulthood, relationships, and diverging life paths. It also features Preity ZintaSonali Kulkarni, and Dimple Kapadia in pivotal supporting roles. Set in contemporary urban India, the film explores themes of friendship, love, and self-discovery among upper-class youth.

Of course I had seen it before, but I had no idea back then who Farhan Akhtar was. The movie is extremely well made and feel-good in nature and I enjoyed the acting of all 3 lead men, especially Akshaye Khanna’s.

However, the overwhelmingly 90s feel of this movie is a bit of a turn-off for me now, for personal reasons. Also, even though it was considered ground-breaking back then, it still carries some elements of bollywood of yore, especially silly jokes, unrealistic way people talk, characters suddenly breaking into dance sequences etc.

03-Dil Dhadakne Do (2015)

Dil Dhadakne Do Theatrical Poster

Farhan’s Role : Actor, Writer, Producer, Playback Singer
My Rating : 7/10

Dil Dhadakne Do (Let the heart beat) is a family comedy drama film directed by Zoya Akhtar. The film has an ensemble cast of Anil Kapoor, Shefali ShahPriyanka ChopraRanveer SinghAnushka Sharma and Farhan Akhtar with a voice-over narration by Aamir Khan, as the family dog Pluto. The film tells the story of the Mehras, a dysfunctional family who invite their family and friends on a 10-day cruise trip to celebrate the parents’ 30th wedding anniversary.

I saw this one for the first time after a recommendation from Chatur; in fact I had never even heard of its name before. It was a nice feel-good movie with a (mostly) happy-ending for everyone. I especially liked the fact that the movie was narrated by a dog and is from his point-of-view.

04-Lakshya (2004)

Farhan’s Role : Director
My Rating : 4/10

Lakshya (Aim) is a 2004 Indian Hindi-language coming-of-age war drama film directed by Farhan Akhtar. I think I had seen this movie long ago, but can’t remember for sure. Even if I did, I didn’t like it much this time.

It was annoying the way they kept repeating the word “Lakshya” in daily conversation among the characters. What normal person even uses this word in real life?

Many scenes in the move are cringe, especially the flashbacks where Hrithik tries so hard to be awkward. Even an actor like Boman Irani doesn’t shine, because his character is inconsistent/not fleshed out. Preity’s reaction at Karan running away from the academy is un-realistic.

Also, no Indian war movie is complete without a customary moslem Indian soldier who puts country above religion. I also had to skip 10 minutes when the soldiers all broke into an impromptu song sequence.

I liked the scenes shot at familiar locations in Delhi – Lodhi Garden, India Habitat Center but not much else.

05-Luck by Chance (2009)

Farhan’s Role : Producer, Actor
My Rating : 6/10

Luck by Chance is a 2009 Indian Hindi-language drama film written and directed by Zoya Akhtar in her directorial debut, and produced by Farhan Akhtar. It is about Vikram, a talented actor, but a selfish human being.

It was neither great nor bad, just average. I liked it because it showed the dark underbelly of Bollywood. Everyone acted well, but it was just a one time watch. This movie also has dance numbers, but in this case they are acceptable because the are part of the movies being shot inside this movie. I skipped them nonetheless.

06-Rock On (2008)

Farhan’s Role : Writer, Producer, Actor, Singer
My Rating : 9/10

Rock On!! is a 2008 Indian Hindi-language musical drama film written and directed by Abhishek Kapoor & produced by Farhan Akhtar. It is also my favourite Farhan Akhtar movie and one of my favourite movies overall.

I remember watching this movie with my friend Bhupesh at PVR at Ambience Mall in the late night show. While on the way back, we talked about how much we had enjoyed the movie.

The songs are kick-ass and capture the rock essence. I appreciate that both Arjun Rampal and Purab Kohli spent some effort to learn the basics of the instruments their characters play. Farhan was already an accomplished singer, but he did the rock numbers well.

Javed Akhtar’s lyrics, at that point considered ground-breaking for Bollywood, feel a bit wannabe now. Aditya’s reaction to the squabble is a bit overboard. Ditch the girlfriend and leave town?

Overall, top movie.

Common Farhan Akhtar Themes

Overall, I found the below common themes from all the movies

  1. Even though the movies are not strictly bollywood-type movies, they do retain common bollywood elements like song-and-dance sequences, which I always skipped.
  2. All the male actors are unbelievably (for real life) ripped. For some characters, it makes sense, but for many, it doesn’t.
  3. Most of the major characters, with some exceptions belong to filthy-rich (by Indian standards) families.
  4. Most of these movies have feel-good themes, with no real villains. The less-good characters more-or-less redeem themselves by the end of the movies.
  5. All of these movies are quite long, even by Bollywood standards, most exceeding 3 hours.
  6. Farhan seems to like working with the same actors
    • Hrithik Roshan in Zindagi na Milegi Dobara, Lakshya & Luck by Chance
    • Preity Zinta in Dil Chahta hai and Lakshya
    • Dimple Kapadia in Dil Chahta Hai, Luck by Chance
    • Aamir Khan in Dil Chahta Hai, Luck by Chance
    • Himself in Zindagi na milegi dobara, Dil Dhadakne Do, Luck by chance and Rock On!!

Shittiest television ads..

  1. Clinic All Clear:Bipasha is sitting in some seaside house and John Abraham comes from somewhere on his bike. Firstly, the sound that’s coming from the 100cc yamaha bike is that of a v-twin engine. Also, if you notice behind the scene, you’ll see that John seems to be coming from the pier and there’s nothing behind that except sea/lake and a boat. So is either the extraordinary bike can travel over water or he has carried his bike on the boat. Really disgusting.
  2. HDFC Life Insurance:There are three main characters in this ad. A guy A, his son and his dad. The dad gets off the train. The son offers his hand but he rejects it and gets down himself as he won’t sacrifice his self respect. Next, as they are leaving, the small child trips over and falls hard on the platform floor. His granpa tries to pick him up but his son(child’s father) stops him from doing so as he won’t allow his dad to sacrifice his self respect. What the hell??? If a child has fallen down and is hurt, how does bending down to help him sacrifice your self respect? I hate this ad and it’s on TV on all the channels all the time.
  3. INTEL Pentium IV: Quite frankly, I feel that Intel processors are overpriced compared to their AMD counterparts. But reputation makes it the leading manufacturer in India. Anyways, remember the first Pentium 4 ads? They show people scanning photos, printing them and mailing them. And don’t forget.. You can also store them and also get a “richer internet experience”. This clearly shows how companies like Intel are maiing use of the largely computer illeterate population of India to promote their products. Can’t you scan and print photos on some other processor? How the hell can a processor affect the internet experience?? Does the Pentium 4 have html decoding on-chip? How can a processor affect the internet speed even unless it’s in the Gbps area??
  4. Royal Stag: Saif Ali khan sees a roadside musician playing guitar to earn money. So what does he do? Takes off his shirt, flexes his muscles and starts playing metal. Now, the guitar is a f-cut acoustic. But since saif’s a hindi movie hero, he can change laws of physics and do whatever he wants. The guitar isn’t plugged in anywhere but still manages to stream out loud music. Also, the sound is distorted without a distortion kit anywhere in sight. Distorted sound on an acoustic f-cut which ain’t plugged in? Really magic. Also, a female cop gets out of her car to arrest saif but instead seduced by his biceps and music instead loosens her hair and starts taking of her clothes. Really funny and childish.
  5. Slimming Belts: These products appear on numerous TV channels. What they claim is you just put the belt on for an hour each day and you will lose an inch every sitting. These are american ads translated in Hindi. The people(always 1 guy and 1 girl) always wear a stuoid expressions and fake smiles on their face. The before and after photos are clearly visible as doctored in photoshop. No diets necessary, you just put on the belt and lose fat and gain muscles doing nothing. Wake up people, if this was possible, people won’t be going to gyms working their asses off.
  6. Thums Up: This ad features Akshay Kumar wearing fake long hair. He’s standing on a beach holding a bottle of Thums Up but is unable to find an opener or any other way to open the bottle. So what he does is, climbs up a lighthouse. (Not inside, but the outside and goes right to the top without ropes or harnesses). He holds his bottle high up in the air and allows lightning to strike it. Magically, the cap blows off leaving the bottle intact. He then drinks it holding his head high unharmed by the lightning. This feat will put Benjamin Franklin and his kite experiment to shame for sure and make him cry out from his grave.

These are the most ridiculous ads on Televison these days and reflects the standards of the viewers. There are many more and would post them if I remember them.