Taking my series global, here’s Pathetic Fool 4 from Thailand.
Because he’s white, he is free to go eat at a fine dining establishment wearing a shitty white vest. Not one of those fancy ones which gym bros wear, but a shitty white one.
This here, is an 800cc Maruti Alto with wheels from a Range Rover and suspension from a Jeep. I wonder if it would topple over of it turns a corner too fast.
It is impossible to go anywhere in Gurgaon (Sorry, Gurugram) without stumbling across such idiots. What a pathetic fool!
This one has a Mercedes Benz logo on his Nissan Sunny. Immediately reminded me of people who put Apple logos on their non-Apple laptops.
I do not understand what people achieve with all this. Maybe there are even bigger fools out there who actually believe that it is a Mercedes/MacBook.
On closer inspection, it turns out this guy is a McDonald Drive through VIP. I don’t even know what that means. In a drive through queue, when this guy comes along, they remove all the other cars and let him get his Vegeterian burger first?
This one crawled like a snake, into the pharmacy at a local hospital.
No one told him how to use these glass partitions.