Nerd of the Year!!

And the nerd of the year award goes to: Subhankar Mohapatra from Orissa.
His achievements : 98.6% in Class 10 CBSE exams.
Really, I don’t envy him. In fact I pity him. Just imagine how sad the life of this perverted twitch would be like. It’s not that he is an intelligent guy. The sicko studies for 12 hours a day throughout a year as he says in a statement in the newspaper: ” I study for 12 hours daily. Hasty pre-examination preparations don’t help much. Hence, I study in the same breadth throughout the year” the twerp says. Now let’s try to recreate the average day of this bstard.

  1. Study : 12 hours
  2. Schoo l : 6 hours
  3. Eating : 1 hour
  4. Bathing, oiling his hair and cleaning his glasses: 1/2 hour

That makes a total of 19 1/2 hours. That leaves 4 and a half hours for sleep.


WHAT IS THE FUCKING IDIOT TRYING TO PROVE??????
What’s he gonna get by making his own life hell?? Ruining the best years of his life poring over textbooks?? Its not that people who get good marks in Class 10 fare well later in life. Higher technical education changes everyone. Bookworms can’t clear job interviews.
I just wish these nerd bastard drop dead and go to hell. The only positive thing they do is making others like me realize how many times better our life is than his..
Song of the day:- How do I live without you- LeAnn Rimes(Con Air Soundtrack)

12 thoughts on “Nerd of the Year!!”

  1. hey, the dude finds solace in studying and doing is best, is that such a crime? i would say it is definately much better than those losers who kill themselves over those grades

  2. cmon ritz its a free country…no1 stopped dat pathetic plodder from working his ass off thru the year…so y stp oda ppl frm commentin abt it?? nd ea….10th grades show how well u cn slog..not how intelligent u actually are

  3. FYI i din’t stop the guy from commenting about it, I just had different view about the issue. Open your mind to the possibilities that I can think for myself, and why is it that averyone who did well in the boards seem like a plodder to you? would you call yourself that?

  4. Even I did well.. Got 88% but I didn’t work my ass off all year.. Just 4-5 hours during the exams… And people of your age may think that getting great grades in class X is good for your career… ITS NOT.. No one looks at your class X marks after you are done with schooling… They don’t care if you got 60% or 90%.. And as avantika said, it’s your capabilty to slog which is reflected in ur marks mainly.. All that guy has done is wasted the best years of his life.. I know many such people here who got good grades in class X but failing in engineering.. Because here, you need brains(intelligence)..

  5. man if we even study that much in our exams,i think we can be UT’s n not losers,that guy sucks big time.

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  7. Entertainment, in any form, is a sin according to bastards like him. He will strike a good rapport with Al Qaida….who think entertainment is a sin.

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