So we have beauty pageants. The most beautiful woman on earth is “Miss World”. I can get on board that. But the next level above that is Miss Universe? What a joke!

How delusional are humans to crown one of their own as Miss Universe every year? Who gave us the right?

Mankind has barely even left the solar system and we are confident that there are no females anywhere else in this universe more beautiful than the one we choose on earth? What assholes!

Also, what’s the difference between Miss World and Miss Universe? 1 planet vs 21.6 sextillion planets? Even Miss Solar System (8 planets) or Miss Milky Way (100 billion planets) would have been more humble.

What next? Miss multiverse is also an earthling?