Because they are disgusting. All of them. I cannot stand them and I hate them. Kids of all age groups suck. The really tiny ones are bad. They look so slimy always covered with drool, piss & shit. They are bawling most of the time and never let anyone sleep within a 20 meter radius. They are in their best form at night when everyone has to sleep. One gets to experience this often if they tries to sleep in the train or an airplane. You just cover up your ears the best you can and hope you die and end the suffering. The ones a little bigger are the worst. They are always running around, full of unlimited energy and make your life hell. They are at their best during the daytime. They break stuff and ruin things. One can experience them in action in malls, restaurants. It makes you wanna strangle the little twerps till they die. The ones in their pre-teens are full of attitude. They think they are better than others and make fun of people behind their backs. You fucking bastards it takes one tight slap to bring you back to your senses. I hate you kids.. I hate you..
Lazy Bastard..
Yeah.. That’s what I have become.. I was surprised today to see that a few people still visit my blog. Well the reason why I don;’ blog these days is not that I am too busy to blog. It’s because I have nothing to do at all.. Yeah. That’s exactly what I have been doing lately.. Nothing at all.. I go to office in the mornings, work all day, come back in the evening, laze around, watch TV, read a little and go to sleep. On sundays, extend the sleeping, watching TV and reading hours. Yeah, I have also got my hands on a PSP on which I like playing Grand Theft Auto. It is so much fun running over people with your Hummer or shooting them in the neck so as to decapitate them. I have been doing nothing productive at all. Haven’t touched the guitar in months, haven’t exercised in months. Have had lots of beer and have slept a lot too. Well, I have thought that it’s time to get off my lazy ass and start doing some stuff. Will be starting exercising from tomorrow again and will buy new strings for the guitar this week. Will lay off the beer for a while I guess. Have tried posting this a few times before but my internet connection gives up at the last moment and I haven;t had the energy to do it all over again. He He. Expcect to be posting more frequently from now on.
How to get over depression effectively..
Here, from personal experience, I am going to explain how to get over depression effectively and permanently, with the help of a graphical depiction. Time is denoted in the X-Axis and Level of Happiness in the Y-Axis.. The Dark blue horizontal line depicts the zero-level of happiness. The border where happiness turns into depression and vice-versa. The graph is denoted by a light blue line when it is in the happiness zone and by a red line as it enters depression. Points 1 and 2 show common depression ridding techniques like meeting friends, having chocolate or listening to music. As you can see, the graph enters the blue, happiness zone momentarily before sinking into depression again. Also, as you can see, repeated attempts of such techniques cause gradually lower durations of happiness and greater durations of depression. Also, eventually after sometime passes, this procedure doesn’t work at all and you are in a continuous state of depression. Is this the right way to do things??
The Answer is –No!! You deserve much better.
Welcome to Scurvy Dawg’s technique of getting over depression, the quick way. It’s like pulling your tooth out with a jerk. Or, Jerking the tape off your hairy skin.
Next time you go into depression, don’t fight it.. Allow yourself to be gradually consumed by it. Sink deeper and deeper into the gloom. You would feel terrible. You may even cry(It actually helps, believe me) but it would help in the long run. When you think that there’s nothing left going for you, you would hit the threshold of depression. Believe me my friend, if you have reached this far, things CANNOT get worse. Now begins the fast healing process. Observe how the graph rises rapidly. You are gradually cleansing yourself. You are getting rid of all expectations from life. Come on, what you don’t expect can’t fail you. When you cross the happiness barrier and enter into a state of happiness, you cannot help but feel good for yourself. It’s like formatting your hard disk and re-installing the O.S. A new start.. Hope people who have the guts to use this technique are successful..
Kolkata
This city fucked me again. Today while going to office I was stuck in a Traffic Jam because some truck filled with human excreta had collapsed on the A.J.C. Road Flyover. It took more than an hour for the jam to clear. Couldn’t even go back because the Jam extended behind us for more than a kilometer and soon the whole flyover was covered with Traffic.
Why astrologers suck big time..
Because they are frauds. And cheaters. They prey on the superstition and ignorance of people and not only do they rob people off their money, but also cause them harm. Few days ago, on TV while browsing channels, I happened to chance upon a show where astrologers cheat people. A class XII pass out had just called and told the astrologer he wanted to pursue engineering and if it was a good time to do it. The astrologer not only asked the person to spell his name in some obscure way, he also advised him not to try engineering this time but wait for next year. I was shocked seeing this!! How could a man play with someone’s future like this? It’s still bearable till you just take money but this was too much? Also disgusting is how they decide if people can get married to each other or not. The whole concept makes me sick to the bone. These fucking bastards are also in league with jewelers from whom they earn a hefty commission when they advice people to wear expensive gems on their fingers, neck and even waist. How the fuck can gems or the positions of planets affect anyone’s future? (Except the astronomers, jewelers and astrologers). Recently in the news, it was reported that Aishwarya Rai (an Indian actress) would cause death to whoever she marries because of the stars. Eventually, before being married, she was married to a tree so that it’s the tree that suffers the horrible fate, not the husbands. This is not only an insult to women but also to the tree which is supposedly going to die a horrible death. Maybe some astrologer would go and set the tree on fire, just to lend credibility to this profession. So meanwhile, Aishwarya Rai is practicing polyandry, which is illegal by Indian law.
You can’t really blame the astrologers. They are just being opportunistic. If there’s such a vulnerability in people at this age, one can’t blame someone for exploiting it. The big question which has me confused is whether the astrologers really believe in what they are doing or whether, even they are subject to superstition(which is an even worse case).
For now, I will satiate myself by making prank callers to astrologers and wishing them a painful existence.
Song of the week:- Time by Pink Floyd
Review of Royal Enfield Thunderbird
My bike would be 4 years old in January next year. So I thought it’d be appropriate to write a review. The bike named zapeedo and later re-christened to silver lightning has never let me down. It has been through thick and thin for more than 40,000 kilometers. Except for a few specks of rust, it still stands strong and graceful. Here are a few pros and cons I have noticed with the bike till now:-
Cons:-
- One major engine repair which was due to a noisy cam shaft. Was rectified in a few days but engine had to be opened.
- Few specks of rust at the handlebar ends and rims but that’s more due to the humid atmosphere of Calcutta.
- Clutch cable tended to break but the design was rectified by the company.
- Poor design of the decompressor cable lever which has led to 6 replacements till now.
- Tappets remain a little noisy even after adjustments.
Pros:-
- Performance is still amazing. Amazing pulling power at high speeds and top whack still goes upto 120. Pulsar riders, you may bow..
- Engine has steadily become smoother and less noisy.
- Disc Brake pads provided by pricol still going strong in spite of heavy use.
- Strong chassis which has not let me down in spite of a few accidents.
- Excellent riding position and comfort.
- Good for showing off.
Windows Vista
Stupid Nokia Guys
Yesterday my phone got soaked in rain along with me. So took the phone to the Nokia Care Center People. After a long wait, they made me a job sheet. Just take a look at it if you may. Click on the image to open a bigger version..
Here are a few details I would like to point out:-
- If I dictate the address as “57”, how can anyone write “ST” instead of that?? I can understand someone may make that mistake while copying but how the hell if Idictate it?
- “Diamond Harbour” is spelled as “Dimond Habra”.
- 23 is written as 25
- I dictated 2 mobile numbers of mine. The stupid guy there has liberally added, subtracted the digits from my mobile numbers till the final numbers are 11 digits in length. Wow!!
- “Connected” is “Cannected”. The spelling is in sync with their pronunciation.
- “Liquid Damage” is “Liquied Dammege”
- “Warranty” is “Warrenty”
How to become a certified Tamil
Want to become a true Tamil? Need a free step-by-step guide to help you? Well you have come to the right place!!! Just use the following points and you are ready to be a true-blooded Tamil.
- Choose a true Tamil name. For the first name, choose any of the names from Selva, Anna, Naga, Chola etc. To this, affix any of the names like Rajan, Arjunam, Swamy by using any permutation/combinations of your choice. You can also have the widely popular name Sarvanam if you are a restaurant or names like Jeevha or Senthil.
- Apply half a bottle of coconut oil to your hair and face. Paste your hair in such a way that not even a single strand of hair is able to leave it’s designated position. Also make sure that people around you get suffocated.
- Bathing is for fools. Strictly avoid it.
- Learn to talk in a sing-song sort of way.
- Apply lots of talcum powder on your face so that you seem fairer than you actually are.
- Wear a white shirt and a white lungi. Use your lungi to wipe your nose and your hands.
- Believe southie movie stars to be gods. Rajnikanth is the ultimate god. Be prepared to murder anyone who insults him.
- Erect statues of Gandhi all over the city and start calling him Anna.
- Consider North Indians(anyone north of Andhra Pradesh) as inferior fools, be jealous of their fairer skin colour and insult them behind their backs.
- Be quite fluent in English and don’t learn a word of Hindi, the national language. While conversing with a North Indian, even if you know Hindi, hide the fact and insult him in Tamil so that he cannot understand.
- If you are single, ride a bike. Get atleast 2 of your friends to sit behind you and weave in and out of traffic, hurling abuses in Tamil.
- if you are married, ride a scooter and get your whole family to sit behind you and also in front of you. Carry atleast 4 people.
- Look the same as everyone else. Select any of these three categories. Clean shaven, moustache or beard and look like everyone in your category.
- Put coconut in everything you cook and cook everything in coconut oil.
- Take your family for a dinner in a restaurant and sit on any of the tables you find space even if some chairs on that table are already occupied. Don’t order separately for your children. Let them beg for food and then give them morsels from your own plate.
- Take your family for a dinner to a North Indian restaurant and order Dosa/Idli. When turned down, make a scene and hurl profanities in Tamil.
If you follow all of these points, you are ready to settle down in this state and feel right at home.
Appeal from Samudra
hey there!
well i have been thinking for sometime to let everyone know about stray dogs. please dont hate stray dogs. dogs are the man’s best friend, and also they are totoally dependent on us. nature provides food for every animal,cows-grass(not what you are thinking) ,snakes-rats, rats-grains, pigs-roots,cats can prey on fish, birds and also others foods(without permission)…..but dogs are alone in this worls whose food is totally supplied by us. especially stray dogs…people dont feed them over that they pick up a stone and hit them..i mean why on earth would you do something like that. i hate these kind of people. and every person with a heart and a little mind must hate them like me too. so from now on please dont hit them, if dont wanna feed them its ok ….but dont kill them. Mark twain said “pick up a stray dog, feed him and make him prosperous…the doog will never bite you…will always protect you till he lives…and that is where a dog is different from man”.
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