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Sood Sahib!!

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This is dedicated to my illustrious roommate Mr. Arpit Sood, or Sood Sahib, or Spidey 2.1 as most of us know him… And also, the third CEO of a multinational bank. This is about all the things that he does (mostly excessively):-
Arey Sood Sahib to bahut:-

  1. Khate hai (Eats a lot)
  2. Style marte hai (Shows a lot of style)
  3. Chillate hai (Shouts a lot)
  4. Uthate hai (Lifts a lot)
  5. Samjhate hai (Makes people understand a lot)
  6. Bolte hai (Talks a lot)
  7. Chidte hai (Gets pissed off a lot)
  8. Pyaar karte hai (Loves a lot)
  9. Ignore marte hai (Ignores people a lot)
  10. Gussa hote hai (Gets angry a lot)
  11. Aur bhi bahut kuch karte hai 😉 (Does a lot of other things)
Sood Sahab during his younger days
Sood Sahab, now, even more illustrious than ever

I would like to thank Sood Sahib to give his humble permission to write this post. God bless him..

Rant

Happy Birthday Vishal!!

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Happy Birthday dude!!! I think it was 2002 we last met. You moved to some other country and were lost without trace. I have tried in vain to find you over the last so many years. Tried everything but you seem to have vanished off the face of the earth or at least the internet. I still remember your birthday though and wish you a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Cheers to all the fun time we had together!!! Miss your dog jeanie, your playstation and most of all you!!

Music

Favourite songs

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Here are the songs I am listening to most these days:-

  1. Wonderful Tonight – Eric Clapton
  2. Inside Out – Bryan Adams
  3. Wasted Time – Eagles
  4. I can’t tell you why – Eagles
  5. The Sad Cafe – Eagles
  6. Heartache Tonight – Eagles
  7. Last Christmas – George Michael
  8. Nothing’s gonna change my love for you – George Benson
  9. Don’t Cry – GnR
  10. Echoes – Pink Floyd
  11. Cars n Girls – Prefab Sprout
  12. Still Loving you – Scorpions
  13. Islands in the stream – The Beegees
  14. Neon Lights – Kraftwerk
Movies, Rant

United 93

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United 93

Went for movie today afternoon show. The movie was United 93. Since the reviews were good on yahoo movies, decided to give it a try. The movie infact was quite OK. But the thing that made it intolerable was the shaking camera. Maybe the Cameraman had Parkinsons or maybe they did it deliberately to spice up the movie but the results were horrible. By interval, everyone had a headache and I felt like throwing up. Some people even decided to go beat up the guy who operates the projector. I contented myself with going off to sleep and waking up much later feeling much fresh. Epilepsy patients beware! The constant screen shaking and the bright flashing lights may trigger an attack.
Rest, life is boring. Spending most of my money on bowling which I am now addicted to. Have return tickets to nagpur for the 18th but may run out of patience early and go back before 18th.
Adventure, Motorcycle

Exams Over..

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Well, exams are finally over. So here we are, lazing around in the evening with nothing in mind. So what do we do? We head out for a long drive of course. There’s nothing like a long drive to refresh your mind and uplift your spirits.
So, off we went to Wardha Road at a steady speed of 50 kmph. I have to say that driving at a speed of 50-60 is much more enjoyable than going crazy and twisting the throttle off. We drove for about 60 kilometres, stopped at a dhaba and ate like pigs. We had paneer parathas, curd and lots of butter. After we were almost bursting at our seams, we started our journey back. At this point, the cold almost killed me as I was without a jacket wearing just a measly sweater.Got back to Nagpur in an hour to have hot coffee at shanky. Also clocked 30,000 kms on my bike on the way back.


Was dead tired when some friend called us to his place for bakar(useless conversation). Did bakar till 2:30, came back and fell asleep.

Woke up at 6 in the morning dying of hunger. Had an accident a few days ago, hurt my shoulder then. Didn’t think about it much but it was hurting bad now. Went in the freezing cold to shanky to finish off 3 plates of poha. Came back just in time to watch the sun rise, had a painkiller and writing this blog waiting for the pain to subside.
Well, I’m off to sleep now. God knows when I’ll wake up. Good Morning!

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Brain Damage

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The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I’ll see you on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me ’til I’m sane.
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There’s someone in my head but it’s not me.
And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear.
And if the band you’re in starts playing different tunes
I’ll see you on the dark side of the moon.

Rant

How will you die?

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You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing,
probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you
never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was
hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he
cut his own hand off to save himself. Don’t end up like him
(or worse, dead).

Stabbed
73%
Disappear
73%
Posion
67%
Bomb
67%
Eaten
67%
Drowning
60%
Disease
53%
Suffocated
53%
Gunshot
53%
Suicide
47%
Accident
33%
Natural Causes
27%
Cut Throat
13%

How Will You Die??
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Hate, Rant

Shit City

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Had to spend another week at the Shit City Kolkata. Here are a few pics to show you how this place is:-

This is one of the posh neighborhoods near FORUM mall in bhowanipore.


These are pics of a place on Free School street. It’s a huge garbage dump full of garbage and animal carcasses. The place is very stinky, full of flies. The sky above is full of vultures and other birds eating the carcasses and garbage. This place is one of the biggest wholesale areas in Kolkata. Also, you can see kids playing cricket in this shit place. Occassionally, you can feel bits of meat drop from the birds up in the sky.This place sucks..

Hate, Rant

Why I suck..

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These are the reasons I suck:-

  1. I suck
  2. I am unsuccesfull in most aspects of my life
  3. I am not good at anything
  4. I don’t have anything good going on with me
  5. I am repulsive to girls. They find me hideously inattractive
  6. I have a sore throat for quite a few days now
  7. My sessional exams are coming up from monday
  8. I am a disappointment and a burden on my parents
  9. I am foolish enough to believe people like me